有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
人們?cè)谌粘Ｉ钪薪?jīng)常聽(tīng)到，讀到或自己講述笑話，笑話產(chǎn)生幽默效果而使人發(fā)笑。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇一
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.
媽媽給了哈里兩個(gè)蘋果，一個(gè)大點(diǎn)兒，另一個(gè)小點(diǎn)兒。“跟妹妹分著吃。”媽媽說(shuō)。
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.
所以，哈里就把小個(gè)兒的給了妹妹，自己開(kāi)始啃那個(gè)大個(gè)兒的。
"Cor! said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.”
“哼，”妹妹說(shuō)，“如果媽媽給了我，我會(huì)把大的給你，把小的留給我自己的。”
"Well,"said Harry，"that's what you've got,so what are you worrying about?"
“對(duì)呀，”哈里說(shuō)，“你拿到的不就是小的嗎?那你還著什么急呀?”
有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇二
誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me,Johnny.
老師: 約翰尼，在地圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什么地方。
Johnny: It's there , sir.
約翰尼: 先生，在這兒。
Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?
老師: 對(duì)了。薩默，你來(lái)回答是誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?
Sammy: Johnny, sir.
薩默: 先生，是約翰尼。
有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇三
人們什么時(shí)候說(shuō)話最少? (中英)
Student A: When do people talk least?
學(xué)生甲: 人們?cè)谑裁磿r(shí)候說(shuō)話最少?
Student B: In February.
學(xué)生乙: 在二月。
Student A: Why?
學(xué)生甲: 為什么呢?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
學(xué)生乙: 因?yàn)槎率且荒曛凶疃痰囊粋€(gè)月。
有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇四
我丈夫剛進(jìn)來(lái) (中英)
The couple seated in restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table，their waiter suddenly rushed over.
在飯館里坐著一對(duì)夫婦，他們看上去非常高興。但是當(dāng)那女子向旁邊瞥了一眼時(shí)，服務(wù)員馬上跑了過(guò)來(lái)。
“Madam look,”he said.“Your husband just slid under the table.”
“夫人，您瞧,” 他說(shuō),“您丈夫滑到桌子底下去了。”
“No,he didn't,”she replied.“My husband just came in the door.”
“不，他沒(méi)有,” 她回答,“我丈夫剛從門外進(jìn)來(lái)。”
有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇五
補(bǔ)洞
A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible,” she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”
丈夫下班回到家里，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的新娘心緒煩亂。“我心里太難受了，”她說(shuō)。“我在給你熨西裝時(shí)把褲子的臀部燒了個(gè)大洞。”
“Forget it ,” consoled her husband. “Remember that I’ve got an extra pair of pants for that suit.”
“沒(méi)事兒，”丈夫安慰她說(shuō)。“你忘了我這套衣服有兩條褲子。”
“Yes,” said the woman, cheering up. "And it’s lucky you have. I used them to patch the hole.”
“是的，”妻子高興地說(shuō)，“幸虧你還有一條，我后來(lái)就用它來(lái)補(bǔ)了這個(gè)洞了。”
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