幽默英語(yǔ)笑話五則

　　幽默笑話，能讓你在信手翻啟間開(kāi)懷一笑，得到身心的徹底放松、心緒的怦然萌動(dòng)、情感的欣然釋放。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)幽默趣味的英語(yǔ)笑話五則，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　幽默趣味英語(yǔ)笑話：哦，俄亥俄

　　I brag about my home state of Ohio whenever I have a chance. One day, I told a friend, You know, the first man in powered flight was from Ohio. The first man to orbit theearth was from Ohio. And the first man on the moon was from Ohio.H "Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio,"he obsetwd.

　　只要一有機(jī)會(huì)，我就會(huì)吹噓我的故鄉(xiāng)俄亥俄。有一天，我對(duì)一個(gè)朋友說(shuō)：“你瞧，第一個(gè)用動(dòng)力飛行的人是俄亥俄人;第一個(gè)繞地球軌道飛行的人也是俄亥俄人;第一個(gè)登上月球的人還是俄亥俄人。一他的評(píng)論是：¨看來(lái)好多人都想離開(kāi)俄亥俄。”

　　幽默趣味英語(yǔ)笑話：我能不能借借你的女兒

　　A woman took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her.The little girl watched her mother try on outfit after outfit, exclaiming each time, "Mommy,you look beautiful !”A woman in the next dressing room called out, "Can l borrow your daughter for a moment?“

　　一位女士帶著她五歲的女兒去購(gòu)物。小姑娘看著她媽媽一件又一件地試穿衣服，每一次都驚叫道：¨媽媽?zhuān)阏婧每?“在隔壁更衣室的女人喊了起來(lái)：“我能不能借你的女兒用一會(huì)兒?”

　　幽默趣味英語(yǔ)笑話：肉食部

　　My office is in a building remodeled from a former supermarket.

　　我的辦公室設(shè)在由超市改裝過(guò)的一座大廈里。

　　One day I overheard the receptionist gI、 ting directions over the phone. "Remember the old grocery store?n she asked thecaller. "You‘¨find us in the meat dopartment.“

　　有一天，我聽(tīng)見(jiàn)前臺(tái)秘書(shū)在電話里描述我們的位置。她說(shuō)：“記得老雜貨店嗎?你能在肉食部找到我們。”

　　幽默趣味英語(yǔ)笑話：給大提琴調(diào)音

　　One of my friends,a musician,is always upboat. Nothing gets her down. But when she developed ringing in one sar, 1 was concerned it might overwhelm even her. When I asked if her condition was especially annoying to a musician, she shook her head. "Not really,”she said cheerfully. "The ringing sound is in the key of B flat,so I use it to tune my Cello a hatf-tone lower."

　　我的一個(gè)音樂(lè)家朋友總是那么樂(lè)觀，沒(méi)有什么事能讓她消沉。但是，當(dāng)她的一只耳朵得了耳鳴之后，我擔(dān)心這會(huì)讓她受不了。我問(wèn)她耳嗚是不是使音樂(lè)家特別惱火，她搖了搖頭，高興地說(shuō)：“這個(gè)耳聲正好是在降B調(diào)上，因此我用它把大提琴調(diào)低半個(gè)音。

　　幽默趣味英語(yǔ)笑話：出什么問(wèn)題了

　　When I moved to California, I was a nervous wreck about earthquakes. MY friend Lisa, who was born and raised there, was completely blase. I remember once when we pulled up to a light, her Honda began to shake.She looked worried untill stammered，"I think that we-re having anearth quake.”"Thank goodrx}ss,"Linda said.I thought something was wrong with my car."

　　當(dāng)我剛搬到加州住的時(shí)候，我對(duì)地震極為緊張。而我那位在加州土生土長(zhǎng)的朋友麗莎卻對(duì)此完全無(wú)動(dòng)于衷.我記得有一次我們?cè)诘燃t燈的時(shí)候，她的本田車(chē)開(kāi)始抖動(dòng)起來(lái)。她看起來(lái)很擔(dān)心，直到我結(jié)結(jié)巴巴地說(shuō)：“我想我們是碰到地震了。“她立刻松了一口氣說(shuō)道，“謝天謝地，我還以為是我的車(chē)出問(wèn)題了。”