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　　外國(guó)最新風(fēng)趣笑話：守門員

　　The local football team I had just joined needed me to play goalkeeper in their next Saturday match. Because I was late completing the registration forms I was not yet officially a member, so I was told to tell anyone who asked that my name was Les Faulkner-a member of the team who wasn’t playing. That Saturday，during a quiet interval in my goal area, a man appeared behind the net. “Hello ,”he said to me.“What’s your name?”“Les Faulkner,”I replied. “Nice to meet you,” said the man. “I’m your father.”

　　我參加的那個(gè)地方足球隊(duì)要我在星期六的比賽中當(dāng)守門員。可我沒能及時(shí)的填好登記表，所以沒能成為正式的隊(duì)員。所以他們告訴我，如果有人問我是誰(shuí)的話，我就告訴他，我叫利斯·弗克尼，一名當(dāng)時(shí)不在場(chǎng)的隊(duì)員。星期六那天，在比賽間隙，有一個(gè)男人出現(xiàn)在了球網(wǎng)的后面。他對(duì)我說:“喂，你叫什么名字?”“利斯·弗克尼。”“哦，很高興見到你，”這個(gè)男人說:“我是你爸爸。”

　　外國(guó)最新風(fēng)趣笑話：請(qǐng)張開嘴

　　Doctor: Please open your mouth, Madam.

　　醫(yī)生:”請(qǐng)張開嘴，女士。”

　　Lady: Thank you very much, doctor.

　　女士:“非常感謝您，醫(yī)生。”

　　Doctor: Why do you thank me?

　　醫(yī)生:“為什么要感謝我呢?”

　　Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up.

　　女士:“因?yàn)槲业恼煞蚩偸墙形野炎扉]上。”

　　外國(guó)最新風(fēng)趣笑話：最長(zhǎng)與最短

　　A teacher asked one of his students: "What is the longest and what is the shortest?"

　　老師問他的一個(gè)學(xué)生:“什么最長(zhǎng)，什么最短?”

　　The student answered immediately: "The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest.”

　　一個(gè)學(xué)生馬上回答說:“下課前的幾分鐘最長(zhǎng)了，考試前的兒分鐘最短。”