經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)幽默的小笑話
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英語(yǔ)幽默的笑話
The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September.George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....新老師9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?
媽媽問(wèn)。媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。
英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)單的小笑話
The Fish NetCan you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
魚(yú)網(wǎng)你能告訴我魚(yú)網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安?
老師發(fā)問(wèn)道。把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚(yú)網(wǎng)了。 小女孩回答道。
有關(guān)于幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話
《狗住旅店》
一個(gè)人給一家他計(jì)劃在假期里停留的小旅館寫(xiě)了封信，“我非常希望帶著我的狗，它很干凈很有教養(yǎng)，你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎?”旅館主人立即回了封信，“我經(jīng)營(yíng)旅館很多年了，狗從沒(méi)偷過(guò)毛巾，床單， 餐具，或者墻上的畫(huà)。我也從沒(méi)有在半夜因?yàn)楣泛茸砗[而趕走它，狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。實(shí)際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來(lái)我們旅館，如果它為您擔(dān)保，也歡迎您來(lái)。
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved.
Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said,
"I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
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