幽默簡單英語小故事搞笑閱讀
幽默簡單英語小故事搞笑閱讀
學習英語，閱讀真的很重要，多閱讀一些簡單的英語笑話也是提高英語閱讀能力的一種，下面學習啦小編在這里整理了一些幽默簡單英語小故事給大家，希望大家會喜歡這些英語故事!
幽默簡單英語小故事篇1
"Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?"
“Gerald，”老師問道，“地球的形狀是什么樣的?”
"It's round," answered Gerald.
“是圓的”，Gerald答道。
"How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher.
“你怎么知道它是圓的呢?”老師繼續(xù)追問。
"All right, it's square then," he replied, "I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!"
“好吧，那就是方的，”他答道，“我真不想為此和您爭論!”
幽默簡單英語小故事篇2
There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing, and his horse immediately galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.
有一個農夫在耕地的時候從馬背上摔下來，摔壞了他的臀部，于是他的馬立刻疾奔了五里路，駝回了一名醫(yī)生。
"That's a pretty smart horse," the farmer's friend later observed.
“真是一匹聰明的馬，”后來農夫的朋友評論道。
"Well, he's not really so smart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"
“哦，他其實并沒有這么聰明，”農夫說。“它帶回來的醫(yī)生是一名獸醫(yī)!”
幽默簡單英語小故事篇3
Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays.
艾倫在城市里的一家公司上班。他工作非常辛苦，他期盼著假期。
He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper "Enjoy country life. Spend a few weeks at Willow Farm. Good food, fresh air, horse riding, walking, fishing. Reasonable prices."
他經常去海邊度假，但是有一年他在報紙上看到了一則廣告：“享受鄉(xiāng)村生活。在唯利屋農場度假數周，可享受：美味佳肴、新鮮空氣、騎馬、散步、垂釣。價格便宜!”
"This sounds like a good idea." he thought, "I'll spend a month at Willow Farm. I'll enjoy horse riding, walking and fishing. They'll make a change from sitting by the seaside."
“這聽起來真是一個好主意。”他想，“我要在唯利屋農場度假一個月。我要享受騎馬，散步和垂釣的樂趣。這將帶來和坐在海邊不一樣的情趣。”
Four days later he returned home.
四天后他回來了。
"What's wrong with Willow Farm ?" his friend asked him. "Didn't you enjoy country life?"
“唯利屋農場怎么了?”他的朋友問道。“難道鄉(xiāng)村生活無趣嗎?”
"Country life was fine," Alan said. "But there was another problem."
“鄉(xiāng)村生活倒是挺好的，”艾倫說。“但是有另一個問題。”
"Oh, what?"
“噢，是什么呢?”
"Well, the first day I was there a sheep died, and we had roast lamb for dinner."
“喔，在那里的第一天，一頭羊死了，我們的晚餐是烤羊肉。”
"Fresh meat is the best."
“新鮮肉類真不錯。”
"I know, but on the second day a cow died, and we had roast beef for dinner."
“我知道，但是第二天一頭牛死了，我們的晚餐時烤牛肉。”
"Lucky you!"
“真幸運!”
"You don't understand," Alan said. "On the third day a pig died and we had roast pork for dinner."
“你不知道，”艾倫說。“第三天一頭豬死了，我們的晚餐時烤豬肉。”
"A different roast every day." Jack exclaimed.
“每天都有不同的烤肉。”杰克感嘆道。
"Let me finish," Alan said. "On the fourth day the farmer died and I didn't dare stay for dinner!"
“讓我說完，”艾倫說道。“第四天農夫死了，我不敢留下了吃晚餐!”
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